1 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:37,040 Dale Don Dale by Don Omar 2 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,280 ah or a, capitan? 3 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,536 Vamos a subirla! Si, senor. 4 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,080 Despacio. Despacio. 5 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,400 No way! 6 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,040 Kirby. Kirby, I'm so sorry, darling. 7 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,136 - You got to get up. - I just got a phone call. 8 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,536 I'm not supposed to tell you, but there's this oil spill in Scotland. 9 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,056 They need me. You've got to go to your mum's. I know. I know. 10 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,056 - I'm so sorry. Will you get up? - Will you get up, please? 11 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,336 Love you, love you. 12 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,200 - Thank you. Thank you. - I'll phone your mum. 13 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,816 - Hello. Why have they activated you? - I don't know. 14 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,736 This is Kirby. They're my child. They're with me. 15 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,776 But I'm in uniform. Yeah, we just got to drop 'em off at their mum's. 16 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,656 - It's in Fulham. It's on the way. - We can get a taxi in two minutes. 17 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,696 - I'm old enough. - I'm not a kid. No, look, 18 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,776 you're not crossing London on your own at this time of night 19 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,280 and that's that. I'm sorry, this is just how it is. I'm sorry. 20 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,360 So, why are you with soldiers? 21 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,536 Well, because... 22 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:01,920 Sometimes with an oil spill, there might be... Arguments. 23 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,056 - Thanks. Sorry about this. - Can't be helped, I suppose. 24 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,736 - You and that bloody job. Sorry, mum. - When are you back? 25 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,096 I can't tell. I'll text you. 26 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,416 - Sorry to interrupt the party. - Who's there? Clive and kalisha? 27 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,216 Yeah. And Stanley. 28 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,160 Yeah. Well, he would be, wouldn't he? See you. 29 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,480 - Sorry. - The ex is a bit cross with me. 30 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,456 You've broken so many rules. I know. 31 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,456 And I want to say... 32 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,120 - I am sorry about Christmas. - If you can't drink, don't. 33 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,056 I checked. 34 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,536 Apparently, you're onboard to replace someone called 35 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,976 Roger trevithick. He's on a mission in Scotland, 36 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,680 - so you've been made his replacement. - Is that what it says? Yup. 37 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,696 That thing about Roger trevithick, did that come from hr? 38 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,456 How should I know? General. 39 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,240 Sergeant chakri, welcome aboard. 40 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,176 And you are? Barclay Pierre-dupont, sir. 41 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,376 - I'm Roger trevithick's replacement. - The civilian. Read and assess. 42 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,336 I just wanted to say, about Roger trevithick, 43 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,576 - did that come from hr... - Barclay Pierre-dupont, 44 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,216 does that surname make you French? 45 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,840 - Yeah, on my father's side. - Tres bien. 46 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,280 My god. 47 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,600 Barclay. 48 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:01,016 - Hiya. Pip, innit? Yeah. - I'm replacing Roger trevithick. 49 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,936 My god. Yeah. Ok. 50 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,296 We arrive on cabrera at 09:00 local time. 51 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,256 From there, we get taken to the island of dragon era. 52 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,776 The village is called cala escondida, 53 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,696 designated prime location. 54 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,000 There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start. 55 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,320 Wow. 56 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,360 Amazing, isn't it? 57 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,080 Mind blown. 58 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:07,080 The thing about Roger trevithick... Look... 59 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,776 I replaced him only one time, back in 2020. 60 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,136 His wife was having a baby, 61 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,656 it was premature and he had to rush off, 62 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,776 - and I just happened to be there. - So all I had to do 63 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,376 was answer his phone, which didn't even ring, and so that was that. 64 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,736 But then I went on file as Roger trevithick's replacement. 65 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,776 - How is the baby? - Yeah, the baby is fine. 66 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,136 But t-t-the thing is, 67 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:31,336 I-I just got stuck on the list in hr. Roger trevithick's replacement. 68 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,256 I get, like, memos. I mean, there's one time 69 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,016 I even got tickets to Japan, and I'd email them. 70 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,680 I'd say, "look. Look, I'm not Roger trevithick's replacement." 71 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,496 So? So I'm not Roger trevithick's replacement! 72 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,800 I'm grade ten. 73 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,136 Ten?! 74 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,656 - You're ten?! Look, I... - Don't talk to me! 75 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,336 - And I didn't show you anything. - What, what do I do?! 76 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,080 - I work in transport. - I just book the taxis! 77 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,976 All troops. As of now, 78 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,240 the mediterranean is hostile territory. 79 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,896 Village evacuated. 80 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,056 Border established at 10km, sir. 81 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,000 This entire coastline belongs to us. 82 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,736 They hung it far away from the village, 83 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,056 like they were scared of it. 84 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,280 Even in death. 85 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,720 Decontamination in progress. 86 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,240 Decontamination in progress. 87 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,280 Decontamination in progress. 88 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,480 Colonel. General. 89 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,440 Quite a sight, isn't it? 90 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,936 Caught 5km off the coast. 91 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,536 They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it. 92 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,760 Hauled it up - the monster from the deep. 93 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,656 - We saw it online. - Declared it a hoax. 94 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,816 Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off, 95 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,936 but it's quite a find. 96 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,120 It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this. 97 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,656 In mythology and superstition we call them sea devils, 98 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,136 but we're better than that now. 99 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,696 Let's say... Homo aqua. 100 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,256 We think their species branched off from temnospondyls, 101 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,176 which means the correct name is homospondyl erect us. 102 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,840 I say homo aqua because that's what it looks like. 103 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,896 Do we have a sex? Difficult to say. 104 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,256 The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca, 105 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,376 which is found on both male and female. 106 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,440 - What about the neck? - Was there a Pearl? 107 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,976 Plain and simple. 108 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,776 - Nothing artificial. - Calcium carbonate. 109 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,040 60% aragonite, 40% calcite. 110 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,920 Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place. 111 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,336 Every time we find a creature like this, we find a Pearl. 112 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,656 It might be simple decoration. 113 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,936 Mankind has worn pearls ever since god knows when, 114 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,016 but every Pearl gets analysed 115 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,976 - and we've found nothing. - No technology, no inscription, 116 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:28,416 but still, it doesn't signify a caste or belief or identity. 117 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,936 The Pearl is always located at 118 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,720 the base of the throat, actually embedded in the skin. 119 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,696 We think it's placed there at birth. 120 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:45,136 It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir, the use of pearls as jewellery. 121 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,416 It's said Cleopatra removed her Pearl earring, 122 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,280 dissolved it in vinegar and drank it in front of Mark Antony. 123 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,416 Could be useful. File that. 124 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,496 Ready for the deep scan? Yes, sir. 125 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,536 Yes, sir. Corporal Morgan, 126 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,056 you can join the team here and liaise with sergeant Brock. 127 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,256 - Thank you, miss tso. - I think your team can stand down. 128 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,680 - Yes, sir. Pack it up! Yes, sergeant. - Yes, sergeant. 129 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,496 Charge him up. 130 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,200 Coffee, sir. Thank you. 131 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,160 Cheers. 132 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,736 I just wonder what they're doing here. 133 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,856 I mean, it's a pond, the mediterranean. 134 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,456 It's got no depth. 135 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,536 January 2020, there was an avalanche underwater, 136 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:22,776 lasting two days, off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200km. 137 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:27,096 - Massive event. - All hidden under the sea. 138 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,616 You think it was them? 139 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:32,400 It severed communications cables, which I think is significant. 140 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,440 You're waking up. Now, the world is two thirds water. 141 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,240 It's us against them. 142 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:00,456 Well... I think they heard that. 143 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,320 - What was that, sir? - A translation pulse. 144 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,680 We said hello. 145 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,120 Can we use our phones yet? No. 146 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,056 - No, no, no. It's a true story! - That's why people die. 147 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,856 Most common domestic accident, 148 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,776 they fall down stairs, break their necks. 149 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,176 So what are you supposed to do? 150 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,176 Well, you go like this. As you fall, you starfish, yeah? 151 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,656 It jams you into the stairwell, you stop falling. 152 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,016 - But who is going to remember that? - You're falling! 153 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,576 - You don't think, "what do I do? - What kind of fish?" 154 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,160 - That's the point. - No-one remembers, so you die! 155 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,416 Anyway. Right, do you take sugar? 156 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,280 No, thanks. 157 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,656 - Whoa! What the... what? - What's all this? 158 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,216 - What's wrong? Muddy boots? - Something's leaking. Bloody hell! 159 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,096 Careful! Is it chemicals? 160 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,480 Whoa! Right... 161 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,600 What is it? I don't know. 162 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,736 Wait... I don't know. 163 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,560 What the hell?! 164 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,776 Ok. No, no. Hold on to me. 165 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,240 I can't. 166 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,456 I can't! 167 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,096 Jesus! Right. 168 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,240 We need help! We need help! 169 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,440 We... 170 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,856 - What's happened? - You have to decontaminate, sir. 171 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,936 But tell me what's happening. 172 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,536 I'm sorry, sir. You'll be able to see once you... 173 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,016 Captain, tell me what's happened! 174 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:08,600 - They've gone, sir. What do you mean? - Everything's gone. 175 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,736 - Who was on duty? - Corporal Morgan and private abdalla. 176 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,216 Then, where are they? 177 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,416 - And where's that... Thing? - We were just seconds away, 178 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,800 they can't have got far. 179 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:45,056 - Hold on! Keep the area clear. - But they've stripped the place bare. 180 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,296 - Where did everything go? - Who was on duty? 181 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,896 - Corporal Morgan. Private abdalla. - Please report your location. 182 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,160 We can search the village, sir. 183 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,640 - Corporal Morgan. Private abdalla. - Please report. 184 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,040 Corporal Morgan. Private abdalla. 185 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,040 - Corporal Morgan. - Corporal Morgan. 186 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,296 - Private abdallah. - Private abdallah. 187 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,336 Please report your location. 188 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,720 Please report your location. 189 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,656 - Corporal Morgan? - Corporal Morgan? 190 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,000 - Private abdalla. - Private abdallah. 191 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,440 What's that? 192 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,080 What is that? 193 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,720 He was 28. 194 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,696 I wanted to say sorry you had to see that. 195 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,296 - You got the wrong one. - That was your first death. 196 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,480 I'm sorry. No. I'm here by mistake, ok? 197 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,816 - I haven't got clearance. - I am grade ten. 198 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,696 I work in transport. I'm a clerk. 199 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,376 You were meant to have Roger trevithick, right? 200 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,016 - I've just ended up here by mistake. - I shouldn't be here. 201 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,040 Are you saying you're here by accident? 202 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,400 Yes, sir. 203 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,640 And that, I suspect, is how history is made. 204 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,280 One great big chain of mistakes. 205 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,776 But still, the unit protocol states, 206 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,096 at times of historical or cultural or political impact, 207 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,416 a member of the civilian staff must stand 208 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,736 alongside the military as witness. 209 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,080 And they could not be more civilian than you. 210 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,080 Too late to turn back now, barclay. 211 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,520 Welcome aboard. 212 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,856 Typical military intelligence. 213 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,496 I got a first-class degree and did intensive training at 214 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,576 st Andrews for three years to get here. 215 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,680 You blundered in by mistake. 216 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,440 Yeah. 217 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,056 I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries. 218 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,440 But I met the doctor once. 219 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,736 No way. 220 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,976 Last year in the tower, 221 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,400 he said hello and then he... Then off he went. 222 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,400 What was he like? 223 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,640 Just, like... He was vivid, you know? 224 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,120 It was just this tiny little moment, but... 225 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,440 I think about it every second of every day. 226 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,480 That creature, what was it? 227 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:39,056 The unified intelligence task force was created to deal with 228 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:44,336 alien life forms, but... This species isn't alien. 229 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,200 - They're from earth. - They were here before us. 230 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,576 But... What, did they die out? What...? 231 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,616 They hibernated, underground, 232 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,296 and this was when the earth was young cos the planet reformed around 233 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,136 them and sealed them in. 234 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,400 Sometimes proof is found and we hide it. 235 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,360 What for? 236 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,720 Think about it. 237 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,416 They were here first, millions of years ago, 238 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,976 so the planet belongs to them. 239 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,776 Technically, we inherited their world, 240 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,880 but if they're not dead... 241 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,960 What if they want it back? 242 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,040 - Positive sighting! Grid 9! - We have a life form! 243 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,520 Let's go! 244 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,800 Barclay, with me! 245 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,136 Here, what's that? What's that? 246 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,216 What's that for? You're the civilian witness, you record everything. 247 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,896 That could be our testimony if we get killed. If we get... 248 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,080 If we get what?! 249 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,696 At my command, arms down. 250 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,136 All units, arms down. 251 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,856 How are we on translation? 252 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,616 Aligned and running. 253 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,336 Three, two, one... Ready to calibrate, sir. 254 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,000 As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound. 255 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,480 Running translation, sir. 256 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,136 We are calibrated, sir. 257 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,560 Ready to go. 258 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,400 My name is general Austin Pierce. 259 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,896 And I represent the unified military task force 260 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,736 of the combined nations of the dry lands of earth, 261 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,040 and I welcome you into diplomatic Concord. 262 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,456 Concord is a big concept. 263 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,576 Sorry, can we think of another word, please? 264 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,640 Meeting. 265 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,440 I welcome you into this diplomatic... Meeting. 266 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,856 "You killed us." 267 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:15,896 God. No you... then took two lives. 268 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,200 And now... I suggest... We stop. 269 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,840 "Agreed." 270 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,800 I hope we can meet in peace... 271 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,160 "Agreed." ..and learn from each other... 272 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,136 "Agreed." 273 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:52,320 And work to forge a friendship between the land... And the sea. 274 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,136 Is that agreed? 275 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840 "Agreed." told ya. 276 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,240 "But..." 277 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,080 "We do not..." 278 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,000 "Agree." 279 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,960 Do not agree with...? 280 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,216 "We would talk to all your animals." 281 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,336 Humans. 282 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,120 Er, "we would talk to all humanity." 283 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,256 Er, no, sorry, sir, it's... 284 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,896 It's not "would" in the conditional tense, sir, 285 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,480 it's, "we all talk. All. All of us." 286 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,640 My god... 287 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,080 I-It means all of them... 288 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,496 Repeat the declaration of peace. 289 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,680 Yeah, I know. 290 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,360 I say again... 291 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:17,040 We come... In peace. 292 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,480 "Agreed." 293 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,776 No, no, no, hold on, sorry. 294 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,696 We still haven't got the right translation. 295 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,736 "We all talk" is a layered statement, 296 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,176 there's another concept embedded. 297 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,656 Could he say it again, please? 298 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,416 Don't refer to them as male. 299 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,920 I ask you to repeat your previous statement... 300 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,760 For translation. 301 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,496 "We are talking to the whole world." 302 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,056 "We are talking to the whole world... Right now." 303 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,520 Present tense. 304 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,160 - What do they mean? In-in... - In what way? 305 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,080 It's happening all over the world. 306 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,376 All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact - 307 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400 the species that came before us has woken up. 308 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,496 And the president has called for a new age of cooperation. 309 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,080 It's being called h2o diplomacy. 310 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,176 The first official meeting with homo aqua will begin here, 311 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,536 on the banks of the thames, inside imperial house. 312 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,976 Behind me, that's the construction that's being called the waterway. 313 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,176 It's a specific demand from homo aqua as a junction 314 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,216 between the water and the land. 315 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,296 Some say it's a symbol of peace. 316 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,656 Ok, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th 317 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,976 and I don't know yet about the 31st. 318 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,536 Bloody hell! You can't do that! 319 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,496 That job of yours is useless. 320 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,776 Kirby! What? 321 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,096 Your dad said he can't come 322 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,336 and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered. 323 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,816 Is that a problem, Kirby? 324 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,136 No. 325 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,816 What about me? I've got plans 326 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,056 yeah? So, anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. 327 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,136 Hope that's ok. What do you mean? 328 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,216 Like I said. 329 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,216 You did not. Where's that from? 330 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,056 Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless. 331 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,376 Well, if I'm getting £3,000, how much did you get? 332 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,936 That's nice. 333 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,616 Well, you can get some extra cooks in now, help with the business. 334 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,856 Thank you. Funny thing is, with these sea devils, 335 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,496 it's got Kirby watching proper TV again, like the old days. 336 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,296 Well, you can't say sea devils. 337 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,920 They're called homospondyls. 338 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,816 All right, don't laugh. 339 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,136 Don't laugh because "homo" doesn't mean "gay". 340 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,256 It does if you're my age. 341 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,096 So homo aqua's gay water. 342 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,896 That's them, the gay waters! 343 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,896 That's what you've been drinking, Kirby - too much gay water. 344 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160 Shut up! 345 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,376 - So, what's this promotion, then? - What are you doing? 346 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,480 - Er, it's just, you know... - Just more admin. 347 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,920 Come on, this way. 348 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,360 General Austin Pierce in grid b2, seat 1. Morning, everyone. 349 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,736 A very good morning to you, general Pierce, and to everyone. 350 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,496 For the record and for history, my name is Kate lethbridge-Stewart, 351 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,496 commander-in-chief of the unified intelligence task force. 352 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,016 Unit has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above 353 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:50,296 and outside all countries, borders, governments and oceans of the world. 354 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,456 We represent humanity. 355 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,416 But today, we represent all life on earth. 356 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,576 And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavour to find peace 357 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,776 between all of our kindred species. 358 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,256 To begin the formal proceedings, confirm downing street online. 359 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,336 Good morning, prime minister. 360 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,016 Good morning, Kate. 361 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,376 Extraordinary days. 362 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,936 I spent a long time working hard to get the people's vote, 363 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,176 now we've got new people. 364 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,616 White house online. 365 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,896 Confirmed. 366 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,496 Hall of the people, Beijing. 367 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,576 Confirmed. 368 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,336 National congress of Brazil. 369 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,896 - Confirmed. - We have all 195 nations, ma'am. 370 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,440 And do we have the ambassador? 371 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,400 Approaching now. 372 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,256 Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night, 373 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,856 against our advice. 374 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,096 Let's hope that's not a major crime down below. 375 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,296 - Thank you, mrs bingham. - Let's concentrate, eyes on the task. 376 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,736 Pardon me, ma'am. 377 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,536 General. 378 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,296 Good to see you, sir. 379 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,816 Very special day. 380 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,120 Absolutely. 381 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,136 - Mr st Lewis, how's the waterway? - Are we ready to go? 382 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,976 Stress is holding. 383 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,736 Seals checked and secure. 384 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,216 A16 has been fixed. 385 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,136 The only way to see if this works is to do it. 386 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,440 You've got quite a crowd. 387 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,576 All under control. 388 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,536 Ma'am, we have a press drone. 389 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,360 Ready for that. Take them out. 390 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,840 What was that? 391 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,896 Paparazzi drone. Did they see us? 392 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,736 - One-way glass. - Didn't you read anything? 393 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,776 My family don't know where I am, they'd flip! 394 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,016 Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room! 395 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,280 Very well done! 396 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,280 I... That's Roger trevithick. 397 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,616 Prepare tank activation. 398 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,736 Positions, and good luck to us all. 399 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,856 To confirm, the perimeter's now secure, ma'am. 400 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,680 All stations at gold standard. Thank you, if you could not interrupt. 401 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,296 We have all comms focused and recording, backups online. 402 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,456 - Good, good. - Mrs bingham, let's begin. 403 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,936 Initiate tank activation. 404 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,560 And flood the tank. 405 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,880 Open seals one, two, three. 406 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,736 Open seals four, five. 407 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,296 Take it up to 100 psi. 408 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,280 Open seals six, seven, eight. 409 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,856 - Section 45 compromised. - System compromised. 410 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,360 Emergency teams. 411 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,416 Void stable. 412 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,736 Water filtered and purity at 98%. 413 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,536 940,000 litres. 414 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,416 Well done, mrs bingham. 415 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,256 Thank you, ma'am. 416 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,296 Now, are we ready? 417 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,696 Let's welcome our guests. 418 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,200 Open water lock one. 419 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,680 Looks like we have six life forms. 420 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,576 And a seventh. 421 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,936 Four homospondyl erect us, aka homo aqua. 422 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,296 Two of an unknown life form. 423 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,936 One of a second unknown. 424 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,080 Three different life forms in total. 425 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,216 General Pierce to all troops, red status. 426 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,440 Confirm... red status. 427 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,600 And here they come. 428 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,800 Two unknown life forms entering. 429 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,760 It's just... 430 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,336 What are we saying? 431 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,096 I'd call them piscimorpha grand is. 432 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,896 Welcome to piscimorpha grand is. 433 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,816 Does that mean "big fish"? Yup. 434 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,200 Focus, thank you. 435 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,280 That's the signal for the airlock. 436 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,920 Third life form approaching. 437 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,416 Ma'am, we don't know what that third life form is. 438 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,976 Then the first gambit is to trust them, colonel. 439 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,080 Open the doors. 440 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,360 Activating airlock pumps. 441 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,680 Airlock at full capacity. 442 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,040 Decontamination in progress. 443 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,256 I'd say homomorpha sapiens... 444 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,000 Or, to simplify, homo amphibian. 445 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,680 Amazing. 446 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,856 They killed two of us, remember? 447 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,456 We killed them. 448 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,880 That's what this is for - to bring peace. 449 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,216 Ready with translations? 450 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,640 Up and running, ready to go. 451 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,880 Sir Jonathan, good luck. 452 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:52,080 I, er, I bid you welcome on behalf of the human race. 453 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,640 I stand here as, er... We do not need translation. 454 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,616 Did we learn their language? 455 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,656 No, we did not. 456 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,720 Save the comments. 457 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,040 - Well, your... - Your English is excellent. 458 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,880 That's... Russian. 459 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,456 Well played, old man. 460 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,856 I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world 461 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,336 that we call earth. 462 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,136 It's a symbolic title of indo-European origin 463 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,736 that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, 464 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,896 rivers and waterways around us. 465 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,200 And I bring you a gift. 466 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,720 Rhododendron nivale, the dwarf snow rhododendron. 467 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,976 A flower that grows at the highest point on planet earth, 468 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,776 on the slopes of mount Everest, four miles above sea level, 469 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,096 perhaps never seen by your kind. 470 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,976 Now, it carries a scent... 471 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,936 Or a flavour, an essence that you will have never known before. 472 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,360 Would you...? 473 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:21,480 This is given with respect and the hope of peace between our species. 474 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,880 We have a gift for you. 475 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,280 My children. 476 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:45,160 My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current. 477 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,296 But they choked on your oil. 478 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,360 And poison. 479 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,696 And excrement. 480 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,736 Skip to 16! 481 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,200 Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10. 482 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,056 I must state with vigour that we recognise the problem. 483 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,056 Our solutions are remarkable... We do not know you. 484 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,616 Well, I... 485 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,256 - I am ambassador... - Sir Jonathan hynes... 486 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,840 You are not known to us. 487 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,040 We would speak... 488 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,360 With him. 489 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,200 Me?! 490 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,016 Who the hell is he? 491 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,656 Well, he's... Nothing. He's no-one. 492 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,696 He... he's part of the team, he's the witness. 493 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,296 - He's the mistake. - He was there by mistake! 494 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,856 Give me intel on him, now! 495 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,016 Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. 496 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,776 No! Sorry. 497 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,216 No, no. 498 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,456 - Y-y-y-you... - You've got the wrong man. 499 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,120 You showed respect. 500 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,327 - Er... - No, that's just a... 501 00:42:01,351 --> 00:42:03,016 That's just a thing. 502 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,856 You respected our fallen kin when no others did. 503 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,656 What are they, christians now?! 504 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,696 Someone tell me what's going on! 505 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,856 - I'm not even religious. - I don't know why I did it... 506 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,160 But we saw your kindness. 507 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,800 And we see you. 508 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,080 Will you stand as ambassador? 509 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,240 And talk on behalf of the entire human race? 510 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,320 Ok.